War On Women? Unless of Course, you're a man With a "Disability" or a person With Brown Skin...

"We" got to chuckle a little at the idea of there being some kind of specific "war being declared on [able-bodied white] women, when our slums, prisons and morgue are filled with "useless cripple" men and people with brown skin. But the nonsense about women getting 75% of the pay of men is a real hoot for "US", when you actually compare the wages of men and women who aren't part of the "'relevant class"! The fact is, if you compare men and women who make less than $80,000 per year the pay is fairly even between men and women. But when you just look at incomes below $30,000 women actually make more than men. Isn't that a hoot! And this doesn't include all those undeclared, excessive tips that waitresses get from other women who sympathize with their predicament, and that men give them...well, you know, for other reasons- While we wait for phase V, the real jokes on APAC Abe and the rest of you "bonors" who pretend to be "feminist" sympathizers in hopes of "getting some". Or even worse, you "bonors" waste all your time listening to the sports talk morons from Disney (the corporate left)and Fox (the corporate right), instead of learning the facts behind the media propaganda. Maybe all you brain-dead American men need to throw in the towel, so to speak, and get behind "our "Henry Paulson Timbers"! (There's a lot of good reasons why the local professional" soccer" team has the most phony-sounding play-by-play announcer in America and why he keeps a thesaurus rolled up in his pants. I told all these 'Alpha Dopes' that being a 'grammarnazi' might help you get a neurotic paranoid Republican woman (average NPR female listener) into bed, but then what? I warned 'JLB' and 'Creepy Chad' that using that stuff will make your junk shrink...) Did you fellas know that 60% of the applications to state institutions which are accepted are from female candidates? And now there are more women than men with graduate degrees in America. And law schools have been graduating more women than men for over fifteen years (that's a scarry thought for all you "bonors")... So, given the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment, why is there still a office of "Women's Concerns" at any publicly funded university in America? Why hasn't any male student, or potential male student, put down the bong and challenged these practices of using public educational funds to support a discriminatory practice (based on gender) that clearly no longer has a justified, legitimate function under the original premise of why we need "affirmative action"? Obviously, if you look at the prisons and the vilified "felons"men of color or men with disabilities are still by far the most disenfranchised Americans- Unfortunately, those of "US" in the "relevant" class have had to pander to the "Jesus People" to get where we are today. But just between "you's people" and me, this nonsense about not giving contraception to every women who is a member of the "parasite" class is just plain stupid. Sure, it's obvious, we don't want to pay for anything that cares for the "parasite" children of the lower classes, since we don't need "you's people " any more. (Unless of course, we can force them to buy health insurance from PRIVATE insurance companies. And, way to go Johnny Roberts! That vote is gonna really throw the phony-left for a real loop, but it will help the reputation of "our" future lobbyist, Ron Wyden, who voted for Roberts and who included this profitable idea in his "Unhealthy American Act".) Frankly, this whole debate over contraception and a "war on women" is somewhat entertaining, but nothing will change. It is our principle goal to make sure we get rid of as many of the babies as possible from those who aren't part of the "relevant" class, by vilifying regular guys, handing out free contraception, and of course getting rid of any baby that hasn't passed through the sacred vaginal canal (can you say Mother Mary may I Pope John? That was a great jab you took at the "useless cripples" on Easter by suggesting that most people are groping in the dark! Like they're all BLIND! Of course, we both know who are the real evil doers in the world, don't we Popepoo...who help "US" cover up the crimes "we" commit against helpless children-). You got to admit, we've done a pretty good job of keeping alive "abortion on demand" (we own the Court, remember), but we do also have an obligation to keep the "Jesus People" happy who love to humiliate and embarrass "you's people" for doing what "we" do- Isn't that a hoot! With the help of the corporate media and even the so-called "progressive media", we'll keep this scam alive, and keep telling America that there's a "War on Women". Unless of course, you're a man with a disability or person with brown skin... (From inside the psychopathic mind of J. Edger: http://www.jedger.blogspot.com

Rosanne Barr will be the Next President. Remember, “We” Own the Voting Machines-

Rosanne Barr will be the Next President. Remember, “We” Own the Voting Machines- Now that “football’s” over and there’s nothing to do except sit by the pool and watch our “investment” checks roll in, let’s talk about phase V. It really doesn’t matter whether “your” President or one of the sicKons get “your” vote, it all works out the for “US”. Just look at the MDAA and who’s the AG, if “you’s people” think you really, really, really have any say… And that’s a real hoot that “your” President signs a bill to completely take away your right to due process and “you’s people” aren’t marching in the streets with torches and pitchforks, demanding his resignation. Then again, Eric Holder is sending guns to Mexican drug gangs who are smuggling cocaine and killing Americans, and you can bet that neither puppet show in Congress is going to do anything about it. (When’s the last time you heard about any major cocaine bust?) It’s almost as though the politicians and judges are being threatened with some sort of compromising video involving missing children-- Speaking of which, how about future lobbyist, ‘Corporate Ron’ [Wyden], who announces that he and Paul Ryan are going to be working on a bill together to get rid of Medicare in2013. It is as though Ron knows Paul is going to be re-elected this year even though he’s in a real close race against one of Wyden’s fellow DemocRats. That’s really supporting the ‘corporate left’ Party. It does show you how dumb the DemocRat supporters In Oregon are! I mean, voting for a guy who lives in Manhattan and who puts out this bill called the ‘UnHealthy American Act’ that included no public option or single payer plan and requires that “you’s people” have to buy your health insurance from ‘PRIVATE’ insurance companies. Sounds a lot like the bill “your” President came up with- What a hoot! And how about the payroll tax cut that takes away 33% of the funding for Social Security and Medicare, with no other source of funding to replace it. Did you know that 2011 was the first year ever that Social Security didn’t collect as much money as it paid out. It won’t take long to bankrupt this “welfare” program and force “you’s people” to put that money into the stock market. And that means more money toward our”investments”… With all these crazy “brown skinned terrorists” running around, phase V ought to be enough to give “US” enough support to implement phase VI later this year. Phase I turned out even better than Dick and Donald predicted, with the new MDAA bill and the other “patriot” bills “we” got passed. And how about the great work “our” corporate media and the sports talk morons at Fox and Disney have done (“Sometimes even a blind girl finds a nut.” That’s hilarious Mel, even though I’ve heard that “joke” a million times before! Now, if we can just get that Jay Allen guy to join the local sports talk morons and help ‘Johnny Little Bit’ and ‘Creepy Chad’ to start publicly bashing these “useless cripples”.). It’s so easy to distract “you’s people” with Hollywood nonsense, sports talk, fear and misinformation, it’s not likely that a significant number of Americans will wake up and make some kind of massive protest vote and elect Ron Paul, Jesse Ventura, or that ‘Dennis trouble-maker’ from Ohio. Or even worse, decide that Rosanne Barr will be the next president. Remember, “ We” own the voting machines

To the "Useless Cripple" Children: "If You Can't See; If You Can't Hear; You Won't Succeed!"

The one thing I love most about Oregon is our corporate media and how it demonizes everyone. Like our local Clear Channel/Disney station poking Stevie Wonder right in his useless eye with their new ad to theoretically raise money for glasses and hearing aides for kids who are "useless cripples" But these fund raisers are mostly about making 'US' look good. I encouraged Paul Lindman and Mark Mason to show up at the recent Halloween company party as Lucifer and Lurch, and it was awesome! The similarities were outstanding, even if they didn't win for best costume, we'll make sure they win some award this year for this new campaign for the "useless cripple" CHILDREN- Isn't it funny, how we're able to use the 'CHILDREN" and the local "alternative newspaper" to get "you's people" to do anything we want...even if it means cutting your own throat...or getting you to hate anyone! And how about our own Disability Rights of Oregon! They get state and federal funding...except their web site provides no audio option where blind or visually-impaired computer users can leave a comment, question, or request for "HELP!" You know where, it asks you to enter the word in the graphical box to prevent spam, unlike the compassionate Ron Paul morons at 'Freedom Files' which allows the "useless blind people" to just answer a simple math problem. We got most of these web sites to provide the audio option, as provided for under the ADA, that plays all these different foreign voices repeating words with all this noise in the background so you can't hear the words, especially if you have any sort of a hearing impairment too... That's a real hoot! Good job 'Handi Bob'. Let's get Bob and his bigots at DRO another national award for their excellent work in denying "access" to the most "useless" group of "useless cripples" in America the blind and visually-impaired. Just look at how little success Stevie Wonder has had! 'Well, it's sure been a lot of fun attacking the 'non-relevant class (the lower 99%)' and destroying your lives, but you Occupiers might as well go home and check out what's on your local Fox or Disney channel. Our local Clear Channel corporate shills at KEX about somes up how we -- the local sports morons and all the right winged sex predators, feel about "angry white cane guy" and to the "useless cripple" children: "If you can't see; If you can't hear; You can't succeed!"

J. Edger: nobody's talking about phase I or phase III any mo...

J. Edger: nobody's talking about phase I or phase III any mo...: It must be pretty obvious to those in the 'Occupy everything movement' that Fox has been a master at manipulating the "distracted, ignorant ...

nobody's talking about phase I or phase III any more. So enjoy the ?Super Bowl...Until Phase V

It must be pretty obvious to those in the 'Occupy everything movement' that Fox has been a master at manipulating the "distracted, ignorant masses"! Through its "News", sports talk, and entertainment channel. Our friends at Fox have done a great job at lowering the standards of decency in terms of how "you's people" treat each other. But that's the plan. Like the sports talk morons who call everyone "retard" and publicly humiliates anyone who objects to our process of desensitizing "you's people" ("angry white cane guy")...and it works- Like, the local community radio station was running a fund drive two Thursdays ago. And just before Amy Goodman comes on (talking all her human rights crap), one of our "Jesus People" -- Gordon, played a song called "We'll All Go to Heaven, When the Devil Goes BLIND!"! That's a hoot, and even better than the hateful, zombie lady at OPB's "Dead Wire", and her fixation on "Oedipus"- Maybe she should have kept her imperfect baby boy...than she wouldn't be so obsessed and hateful toward men who love their mother or who are physically disabled, but that's another story the Governor doesn't' want you to know- Of course you'd never hear a song on the 'politically correct' radio around here, especially a "community radio station" that played a song like, "We'll All go to Heaven When the Devil Does BLACK!" Or how about, "We'll All Go to Heaven When the Devil Goes GAY!" Not likely ladies! And that's the bargain we made with the she-devils on the left And maybe that's the real hoot as we move toward phase VII- We can glamorize youth while we openly demean these "useless cripples" over the "public air waives" and nobody cares! It's like how this local GBT rights group -- Basic Rights Oregon, has worked behind the curtain with both the DemocRats and the RepubliCons to make sure that the "useless cripples", like James Chasse, are not given the same protections they enjoy under the Oregon Hate Crimes Law. Surely, you got to "see" the ironic humor in all of that! And it's all part of our 'Eugenics Plan' for the world under phase VII. Get rid of any one who can't pull their weight. That's only fair under our version of capitalism. In the mean while under phase IV "your president" has been doing a great job for 'US' by slowly lowering the FICA tax, which funds Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, so we can finally get rid of these "welfare" programs, as well as, food stamps and public education... Yes, good things are happening. The media is mocking the 'Occupiers', demanding specifics (which we can rip to pieces)...and we've arranged so that winter's coming sooner than "you's people" thought--> And, most importantly, as we create crisis, after crisis, nobody's talking about phase I or phase III any more. So enjoy the ?Super Bowl...until phase V-

a "Black" Man Must Die Today to Protect "Our" System of "Justice"

Too bad for Troy Davis, but most of "us" in the redolent class agree with the judge. Eventually every "black" man is going to commit a crime (have sex with a "white" woman). That's why we created the private prison system; we deliberately make prisoners so miserable that they are begging to be killed, like Gary Haugen. Don't expect the hand-picked puppet judges in Oregon or Georgia to do anything to stop our plans...to eventually kill all of "you's people"!

You "Boners" Can Get Back to Football and Your Important Video Games and Leave the Serious Government Stuff to US

UNBELIEVABLE!We've shredded the constitution and created a new 'branch of government' with unlimited power! You might say, the Speaker blew a major wad in the face of the "no boner crowd" with this Bill - And "wait til you's people" see which of "your" DemocRats we select for the "Special Congress"! What a hoot!

You can bet, we're gonna have 11 of the 12 of the schmucks on this new 'branch of government' looking out for our best interest. And they'll have the 'broad power' to do (or not do) anything they want! I know Eric and some of you wanted to hold out for more, and "we got your back", but with this new "Special Congress" it's gonna be so easy to take down the rest of the FDR crap. And if anyone tries to challenge the constitutionality of any of this, which we know (just like water boarding and listening to ALL your phone calls, and reading ALL of your Emails) is totally unconstitutional, you can bet our pals on the court will take care of it. We "really, really, really" (Medical Marijuana savior, Jennifer Alexander is right, if they need to say it three times it's because they're lying) owe a lot to our recent success to Chuck, Ron Diane, Hillary and the DLC crowd for helping us get John on the Court where he's been the 'Master of Disaster" for "you's people"! That's been a real hoot for us! But these DemocRats support "gay rights', and that's what's important, right? Just look who we added to the Court-

But I've been wondering, why do they call it "LGBT"? i mean, why isn't it just "GBT"? Aren't lesbians gay too? Most of the one's I know in Oregon are bi, so then, isn't "LGBT" redundant? And why do gay women have their own specific designation, but gay men don't? Isn't this sexist within the "GBT community"? Given that gay sex between women has always been glamorized in our society, and gay sex between men, until recently, has been extremely vilified, shouldn't the "GBT community" make every effort to not practice reverse-sexism by how it identifies itself? . The killing of Matthew Shepherd and the recent number of attacks in Portland further document the disparity in how "gay men" are mistreated, as compared to "gay women". So given this well-documented practice of discrimination and the disparate impact on gay men, far, far more than what "gay women" endure, shouldn't the "GBT community" be even more inclined to not be sexist, especially in how it identifies itself? Just asking...

But the good news everyone is that there'll be no new taxes for us, I mean for "you's people". And the Card's gonna stay on, so everyone can stop worrying about grandma. You'll just need to buy cheaper beer and wine, and start rolling your own cigarettes, and start buying your food off the value menu- Well, there is that one problem around phase III you don't know about yet, and phase V is really just around the corner, but otherwise, everything's great, financially speaking. Phase IV is in place- So now, you "boners" can get back to football and your important video games and leave the serious government stuff to us-